Your opinion is always right, and everyone should know about it. But who has time to write a thorough, well-constructed analysis of their favorite films? Keep it short. Keep it sweet. Keep it to a single sentence.
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Kathrine Heigl, what more could you ask for?
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Great references, bad movie.
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omg edward
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After The Da Vinci Code was unapologetic in offending Catholics and Christians, it's strange to see this film wussy out by removing the Arab assassin.
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Is this the quintessential Vegas bachelor weekend?
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At the casting call for female actors: "Are you auditioning for the role of the woman who is raped by a young guy, a woman who is raped by five old guys, or the role of harem sex slave?"
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Short hair makes me slightly less attracted to Angelina Jolie, and stealing a dollar from Bill Gates makes him slightly less rich.
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My controller seems to be broken, and I can't even tell which character I'm supposed to be.
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I don't remember Al Gore putting this much effort into being our vice-president.
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Somehow the threat of global devastation doesn't scare me as much so long as Milla Jovovich can still be fitted with a sweet pair of short-shorts.
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