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A kid falls in with a short crowd and falls through the universe to toast Pure Evil.
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Also, I want a pony.
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If this movie loses out on oscars to some film with people arguing in British accents in a meadow than I swear to God I will unleash the Joker on Hollywood and all British meadows.
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In which Daniel Day Lewis grows progressively older and crankier, and ultimately wails on a priest with a bowling pin.
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How many people went into the theater thinking they were going to see a porno?
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Thus, the corniest romantic move a man can attempt for love was created.
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A little bit "The Butterfly Effect", a little bit "Final Destination", and a whole lot of confusion.
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If you are hesitant to see this movie because you aren't interested in watching Pierce Brosnan sing, I urge you to reconsider because no reasonable person would describe what he does as singing.
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The importance of one's character is directly proportional to the size of one's moustache.
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If there are still people walking around who think animation can't be enjoyable for grownups, take them to this movie and treat them to a nice hot cup of fail.
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