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Your opinion is always right, and everyone should know about it. But who has time to write a thorough, well-constructed analysis of their favorite films? Keep it short. Keep it sweet. Keep it to a single sentence.

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Poster for Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus
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Eli says:
Robby J once again proves my theory that he can do no wrong, even when I don't recognize that it's him until half way through the movie.
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Poster for Twilight
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Eli says:
I hear nothing but the feverish scribbling of Anne Rice taking notes.
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Poster for Curse of the Golden Flower
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Shok says:
And people wonder why the divorce rate is so high.
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Poster for 17 Again
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Eli says:
It must be utterly miserable for all teenagers who realize that someday they will become their own version of Matthew Perry.
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Poster for Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
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Shok says:
Calling it loud, obnoxious, brainless, incoherent and racist would be an insult if that didn't describe most of Michael Bay's filmography.
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Poster for Akira
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Shok says:
The acquistion of psionic superpowers evidently results in one's transformation into a great gelatinous blob that consumes all within its reach, and from my own experience I've sadly concluded the reverse is not true.
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Poster for Raiders of the Lost Ark
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There is no greater achievement for an action hero, ever, then when he is so badass he will just pull out his gun and shoot you, instead of going through the motions of an unneeded sword fight.
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Poster for Highlander
indubitableduff's avatar There should have been only one.
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Poster for Speed Racer
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Clay says:
My controller seems to be broken, and I can't even tell which character I'm supposed to be.
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Remy Overkempe's avatar Why do Academy Award winners always decide they need to star in total flops after they bagged the deal?
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