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Poster for Time Bandits
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sri says:
A kid falls in with a short crowd and falls through the universe to toast Pure Evil.
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Poster for The X Files: I Want to Believe
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Clay says:
Also, I want a pony.
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Poster for The Dark Knight
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sargon says:
If this movie loses out on oscars to some film with people arguing in British accents in a meadow than I swear to God I will unleash the Joker on Hollywood and all British meadows.
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Poster for There Will Be Blood
indubitableduff's avatar In which Daniel Day Lewis grows progressively older and crankier, and ultimately wails on a priest with a bowling pin.
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Poster for Earth Girls Are Easy
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Sage says:
How many people went into the theater thinking they were going to see a porno?
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Poster for Say Anything
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Sage says:
Thus, the corniest romantic move a man can attempt for love was created.
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Poster for Premonition
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TheLissa says:
A little bit "The Butterfly Effect", a little bit "Final Destination", and a whole lot of confusion.
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Poster for Mamma Mia!
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If you are hesitant to see this movie because you aren't interested in watching Pierce Brosnan sing, I urge you to reconsider because no reasonable person would describe what he does as singing.
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Poster for Tombstone
indubitableduff's avatar The importance of one's character is directly proportional to the size of one's moustache.
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Poster for WALL•E
JaggedLittleJil's avatar If there are still people walking around who think animation can't be enjoyable for grownups, take them to this movie and treat them to a nice hot cup of fail.
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