Kingdom of Heaven (2005)
You can just hear the Fox execs in the editing room saying, "Oh please, no one's gonna miss an hour of compelling drama and character development."
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I'm really getting tired of seeing Jeremy Irons' man-cleavage in every movie he is in.
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Orlando Bloom's slight frame buckles under the weight of history carried by his character.
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To get to heaven, one must kill many people.
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I remember once a long time ago I saw a movie where Liam Neeson's character didn't die... no wait, I'm thinking of somebody else.
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Think you can do better?
