Transformers (2007)
Attention to detail is wonderful and all, but you lose a little something when the detail is traded from the wonderful Saturday morning plots over to the nigh impenetrable workings of robots with faces of a skinned Furby.
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That Michael Bey turned a favorite childhood memory in to fiercely pro-American rhetoric wasn't really the surprise, however, the lengths he took to be as racist as possible while doing so, was.
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May we have another helping of Megatron, please?
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I can't speak for anyone else, but my childhood was not raped.
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My bet in the online pool for which sequel will finally star Omega Supreme or the Constructibots is Transformers V: Harbingers of the Jeweled Prism of Ultimate Death.
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Disguised as an intense, visually stunning tale of a boy and the extraterrestrial secret in his backyard, this movie is actually a thinly veiled vehicle for the comeback of 70's rock band Player.
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Megan Fox truly added two key features to the movie ...
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Prime was red, Bumblebee was yellow, and there were a bunch of other grey metal robots that I couldn't tell apart.
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