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Remy Overkempe
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Team America: World Police
It's bad and because it's Parker & Stone that automatically makes it a brilliant film!
Clay
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The Girl Next Door
You might be expecting me to make a comment about the "next door" aspect of this title, but instead I'm going to call into question the use of the word "girl", which is normally used to describe a female who has not yet reached sexual maturity.
Clay
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Semi-Pro
It's always nice to see a movie tap into the often neglected field of duodenum-based humor.
Sage
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In & Out
A big secret is reveiled in this film; when Tom Selleck shaves his moustache he becomes gay, which is why he never shaves it again.
Clay
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Earth Girls Are Easy
When Geena Davis and Jeff Goldblum made 1986's The Fly, this was the movie they were trying to make.
Clay
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Legends of the Fall
With a little creative editing, this could easily be a shampoo commercial.
Samuel
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Kingdom of Heaven
I'm really getting tired of seeing Jeremy Irons' man-cleavage in every movie he is in.
Clay
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Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
There's only one musical that matches up with Tim Burton's sensibilities, and this is it.
Clay
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Steel Magnolias
No one believes me when I say it takes a real man to cry during this movie, but maybe that's because the girls and I are eating ice cream and braiding each other's hair while we watch it.
Clay
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Fast Times at Ridgemont High
If Kevin Kline had not already acheived the status of Hero in my personal lexicon of the universe, marrying Phoebe Cates would take him over the top.
