Popular Sentences
Clay
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Hairspray
I feel like I'm 109-years-old saying this, but never underestimate the power of disruptive teenagers in the back two rows to tarnish what should have been an enjoyable movie experience.
CriticalChimp
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Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
The best Sheriff of Nottingham ever against the worst Robin Hood in history makes this Robin Hood: Prince of Feebs.
sargon
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Havoc
Dear Diary: I am bored being a princess and I wish for just one second Julie Andrews would turn her head so I could go hang with some Latino gang-bangers.
Clay
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Appaloosa
I've got to get me one of those hetero life partners, and if he's a good shot so much the better.
Clay
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Mamma Mia!
If you are hesitant to see this movie because you aren't interested in watching Pierce Brosnan sing, I urge you to reconsider because no reasonable person would describe what he does as singing.
Clay
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Vanilla Sky
Are there people threatening to break your knee caps if you create a poster for a Tom Cruise movie that is something other than a close-up of his face?
Remy Overkempe
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I Know Who Killed Me
Chris Sivertson knows who killed his career: himself.
