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Clay
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Step Up
If you had a hard time believing Channing Tatum looked young enough to be in high school in She’s the Man, expect a similar assualt on your suspension of disbelief here.
Clay
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Mission: Impossible III
Tom Cruise proves once again that he's the finest onscreen runner of our generation.
Shok
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Hitman
The filmmakers clearly believed the only distractions we needed from the thin plot, lackluster direction and miscast lead were regular intervals of Olga Kurylenko's nudity, and...and I've suddenly lost my train of thought.
indubitableduff
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Blood Diamond
This is why I'm one day going to buy the cheapest, crappest engagement ring I can find.
Clay
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Speed Racer
My controller seems to be broken, and I can't even tell which character I'm supposed to be.
Clay
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Hairspray
I feel like I'm 109-years-old saying this, but never underestimate the power of disruptive teenagers in the back two rows to tarnish what should have been an enjoyable movie experience.
Clay
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Appaloosa
I've got to get me one of those hetero life partners, and if he's a good shot so much the better.
Clay
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13 Going on 30
Puzzling out whether it is socially acceptable for me to be attracted to Jennifer Garner when she is pretending to be thirteen is exhausting.
Remy Overkempe
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The Bourne Ultimatum
The cinematography is like the plot: weird, rocky and without any steadiness.
Clay
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Material Girls
Imagine that Nikki Hilton is a chemistry whiz instead of a fashion savant and that Paris has the wherewithal to learn a second language.
