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Clay

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Approval Rating: 61.58%
Sentences: 301
Joined: January 4, 2008

I have worked at four different movie theaters over the years and met my wife at one of them.  I spend far too much time watching movies.  I can go in for a good art house film, but I tend to spend more of my time watching blockbuster popcorn flicks.  Even a bad action film is still entertaining to me.

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Poster for The X Files: I Want to Believe

The X Files: I Want to Believe
Also, I want a pony.

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Poster for Mamma Mia!

Mamma Mia!
If you are hesitant to see this movie because you aren't interested in watching Pierce Brosnan sing, I urge you to reconsider because no reasonable person would describe what he does as singing.

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Poster for The Happening

The Happening
After decades of toiling behind the scenes, it's nice to see the boom mic getting the type of screen time it deserves.

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Poster for Waiting...

Waiting...
I'd feel more comfortable if my server was forced to take a bite of all my food before I dug in.

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Poster for Original Sin

Original Sin
I haven't seen the whole movie, but based on the 15 seconds of bedroom footage I found on the Internet, this is one of the finest pieces of cinema ever created.

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Poster for The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
It's very fashionable right now for both professional and amateur reviewers to pan this movie, but I assume that's because they never got to bury their faces in Aslan's surprisingly soft mane.

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Poster for I, Robot

I, Robot
...take thee, Other Robot, to be my lawfully wedded wife.

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Poster for Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen

Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
How hilarious to watch a rock star realize he's hit bottom because Lindsay Lohan calls him a drunk.

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Poster for Howard the Duck

Howard the Duck
You wouldn't buy a car named Howard the Lemon, and you shouldn't watch this movie.

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Poster for Jumper

Jumper
Hmm... looks more like a trench coat to me.

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