Kevin H
Approval Rating:
48.99%
Sentences: 127
Joined: March 16, 2008
Sentences
Brick
Despite not being able to write or talk like any of the character in this movie, i long to do so with all my heart.
Disturbia
I salute Shia on still getting a attractive girl no matter how weird or stalker like he can be
I Am Legend
The original title was "I am a solid idea that is poorly executed involving cartoonish looking infected people" but it was shortened and over hyped.
Léon (The Professional)
Gary Oldman on drugs may be one of the greatest villians to mankind
Jaws
Now whenever I'm in any source of water and something touches me, I will produce a feminine scream that will put little schoolgirls to shame.
Jack
The only time you'll laugh as you see a fully grown hairy man buy dirty mags and look at them with 5th graders
Children of Men
I consider this a fine resume for me to invite Clive Owen to be my child's babysitter, when i finally have one that is.
Earth Girls Are Easy
If earth girls are easy, then what planet have i been on for the past 20 years?
Smart People
If it wasn't for knowing her real age, I would get upset with myself on how I find Ellen Page more and more attractive in each one of these roles of hers.
Alien vs. Predator
I never thought a predator would look ridiculous until i saw one run side by side with a woman
