Shok
Approval Rating:
65.24%
Sentences: 39
Joined: March 30, 2008
Graphic designer, aspiring screenwriter, and wandering mind.
Sentences
C'era una volta il West (Once Upon A Time In The West)
Oh, so that's why I get nervous whenever I hear a harmonica.
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Mess up in life and Sting will punch you in the face, which is discipline I can get behind.
Per un pugno di dollari (A Fistful of Dollars)
...Otherwise known as "Back to the Future's favorite running gag."
Fifth Element
Milla must have great taste in men, as both directors she's been involved with romantically have helped sustain her history of on-screen nekkidness.
Kaubôi bibappu: Tengoku no tobira (Cowboy Bebop, The Movie)
Hiring the jazz ensemble was easy, but having them follow me playing the soundtrack as I strut down the sidewalk in a leisure suit and Jew-fro is where it all fell apart.
Akira
The acquistion of psionic superpowers evidently results in one's transformation into a great gelatinous blob that consumes all within its reach, and from my own experience I've sadly concluded the reverse is not true.
Resident Evil: Exinction
Somehow the threat of global devastation doesn't scare me as much so long as Milla Jovovich can still be fitted with a sweet pair of short-shorts.
Buono, il brutto, il cattivo, Il (The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly)
Makes you wish all the world's activity was backed up with an Ennio Morricone soundtrack, doesn't it?
Alien: Resurrection
If you're only as good as your last movie, it's a wonder Joss Whedon didn't burst into flame the second he put pencil to paper.
Iron Man
If you can see this movie and not develop a solid steel geek-boner every time you hear a certain Black Sabbath song of the same name, you are dead inside.
