Shok
Approval Rating:
60.29%
Sentences: 74
Joined: March 30, 2008
Graphic designer, aspiring screenwriter, and wandering mind.
Sentences
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
Successful franchise - original writer/director + return of top-billed actor - finely-tuned story + smoking hot villainess = BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH.
Kingdom of Heaven
You can just hear the Fox execs in the editing room saying, "Oh please, no one's gonna miss an hour of compelling drama and character development."
Fifth Element
Milla must have great taste in men, as both directors she's been involved with romantically have helped sustain her history of on-screen nekkidness.
Kaubôi bibappu: Tengoku no tobira (Cowboy Bebop, The Movie)
Hiring the jazz ensemble was easy, but having them follow me playing the soundtrack as I strut down the sidewalk in a leisure suit and Jew-fro is where it all fell apart.
Resident Evil: Exinction
Somehow the threat of global devastation doesn't scare me as much so long as Milla Jovovich can still be fitted with a sweet pair of short-shorts.
Hitman
The filmmakers clearly believed the only distractions we needed from the thin plot, lackluster direction and miscast lead were regular intervals of Olga Kurylenko's nudity, and...and I've suddenly lost my train of thought.
No Country For Old Men
You know a man is pure evil if you can take him seriously as a villain no matter how ridiculous his choice of haircut may be.
Buono, il brutto, il cattivo, Il (The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly)
Makes you wish all the world's activity was backed up with an Ennio Morricone soundtrack, doesn't it?
Akira
The acquistion of psionic superpowers evidently results in one's transformation into a great gelatinous blob that consumes all within its reach, and from my own experience I've sadly concluded the reverse is not true.
Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Does anyone else get the feeling Ron Perlman really is Hellboy in real life and puts on extensive makeup to play parts in other movies?
