Shok
Approval Rating:
53.96%
Sentences: 89
Joined: March 30, 2008
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Sentences
Kaubôi bibappu: Tengoku no tobira (Cowboy Bebop, The Movie)
Hiring the jazz ensemble was easy, but having them follow me playing the soundtrack as I strut down the sidewalk in a leisure suit and Jew-fro is where it all fell apart.
The Da Vinci Code
What I find astounding is that modern faith demands that the whole of human population is descendent from the same two people - and thus we're all guilty, however distantly, of incest - but cannot fathom the possibility that Jesus Christ had a "blade" and used it.
Buono, il brutto, il cattivo, Il (The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly)
Makes you wish all the world's activity was backed up with an Ennio Morricone soundtrack, doesn't it?
Resident Evil: Exinction
Somehow the threat of global devastation doesn't scare me as much so long as Milla Jovovich can still be fitted with a sweet pair of short-shorts.
Akira
The acquistion of psionic superpowers evidently results in one's transformation into a great gelatinous blob that consumes all within its reach, and from my own experience I've sadly concluded the reverse is not true.
The Incredibles
So let me get this straight: Brad Bird made a much better Fantastic Four movie than the ones we've gotten, without even including the Fantastic Four themselves?
Iron Man
If you can see this movie and not develop a solid steel geek-boner every time you hear a certain Black Sabbath song of the same name, you are dead inside.
No Country For Old Men
You know a man is pure evil if you can take him seriously as a villain no matter how ridiculous his choice of haircut may be.
Stranger Than Fiction
Dang it, Ferrell, why'd you have to go and ruin my vehement distaste for you by making a movie I actually liked you in!?
