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Accepted
Meanwhile, the college started by the PC Guy spontaneously combusts.

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Across the Universe
I'd have tried doing a witty spin on a Beatles lyric - such as, "And in the end, the film you make is equal to the coin you take" - but that wouldn't adequately describe how much I enjoyed this whimsical trip to Pepperland.

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Mononoke-hime (Princess Mononoke)
M. Night Shyamalan likely took The Happening's premise of "nature fights back" from this film, only failing to realize Miyazaki got it right the first time.

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Mr. & Mrs. Smith
Yamulkes across the globe were tossed into the air in an uproar of celebration with Angelina Jolie's declaration of "I'm Jewish."

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Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Point in fact, Dr. Jones, you are not too old for this [expletive deleted].

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Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
In light of Mr. Cohen's insistence upon making us look bad, we, the Jewish Community, kindly demand he immediately convert to Christianity.

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The Day After Tomorrow
And I wonder, yes I wonder, who'll stop the rain?

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Panic Room
We should all be so lucky to get robbed by Forest Whitaker.

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Chocolate
Who are you calling "mentally challenged"?

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The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
It may be dropped the ball in matching the previous films' entertainment value, but we can at least once again enjoy the charming chemistry between Brendan Fraser and Rachel Wei...OH SH--

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