Shok
Approval Rating:
53.75%
Sentences: 89
Joined: March 30, 2008
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Sentences
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Okay, so if Will Turner is Westley, Elizabeth Swann is Buttercup, and Jack Sparrow is Inigo Montoya, who's standing in for Fezzik, Vizzini, and Prince Humperdinck?
Revolver
Thus, "Ray Liotta in a speedo" joins the list of things I never needed to see in my lifetime.
Doomsday
Commending the film on its voracious consumption of like-minded cult classics, The Road Warrior should pass right through, but it'll take some serious fiber to push out that spiked baseball bat from Escape From New York.
X-Men: The Last Stand
Before plans to lynch poor Mr. Ratner come to fruition, the question that begs asking is, can he really be blamed for simply working with what he was given?
The Incredible Hulk
Ten bucks says the next movie features the "Don't make me angry..." line spoken in Esperanto.
Constantine
For all its maligned divergences from the source material, one cannot contest the sheer brilliance that is the invention of holy brass knuckles.
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Oh, like he wasn't already immortal by this point.
Death Race
There's sometime insanely attractive about Joan Allen spouting random strings of profanity.
