sargon
Approval Rating:
69.71%
Sentences: 19
Joined: May 1, 2008
Sentences
Havoc
Dear Diary: I am bored being a princess and I wish for just one second Julie Andrews would turn her head so I could go hang with some Latino gang-bangers.
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
If you have ever wondered why Sean Penn is so insanely serious about everything, this movie will explain his twenty year personal catharsis.
No Country For Old Men
When Javier Bardem showed that an airbolt gun has uses beyond slaughtering cattle, the airbolt gun industry cheered and the locksmith industry gasped in horror.
Shaun of the Dead
Important lesson: when planning my day in a drunken stupor, I must always leave flexibility for the possiblity of a massive zombie attack.
Loverboy
For those poor Grey's Anatomy fans who are sad about a summer full of re-runs, feel free to enjoy this movie which is essentially the same as the show (random Patrick Dempsey sex scenes) but without the distracting medical jargon.
Transformers
My bet in the online pool for which sequel will finally star Omega Supreme or the Constructibots is Transformers V: Harbingers of the Jeweled Prism of Ultimate Death.
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
At this point, if Disney just pumped out a lot of merchandise for Pirates of the Caribbean IV and never made an actual movie, would anyone notice? (read in a snarky tone to deciper rhetorical answer)
The Number 23
The agents and representation for the number 23 was going to sue over its depiction in this movie, but then decided that any publicity is good publicity.
300
At the casting call for female actors: "Are you auditioning for the role of the woman who is raped by a young guy, a woman who is raped by five old guys, or the role of harem sex slave?"
Say Anything
I cannot fully review this movie due to a pending lawsuit over how trying to use a trench coat and a boom box to regain the affections of a woman actually retarded my social IQ by about a decade.
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