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Because I Said So
Little known trivia fact, the title of this movie was inspired by the angry response of a Sony records executive to the question, "why are we making Mandy Moore famous again?"

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Babel
I stand firm on my argument that this was really six mini-films they ran out of money with, that some producer spliced together and called 'art'.

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The Dark Knight
If this movie loses out on oscars to some film with people arguing in British accents in a meadow than I swear to God I will unleash the Joker on Hollywood and all British meadows.

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What Women Want
It would seem that TNT believes what women want is to see this movie every single time that the rest of the television is dominated by football games.

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Alien vs. Predator
Since Sigourney Weaver defeated Alien and Arnold Schwarzenegger defeated Predator isn't the sequel obvious: Weaver vs. Schwarzenegger.

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Ocean's Eleven
It was good entertainment but I am not sure it was worth the tinge of regret on my wife's face as she looks at me now and realizes that I am not now, nor will I ever be, George, Brad, Matt or Andy.

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L.A. Confidential
Directions to make this movie: Witty dialogue, punch bad guy, make out with hooker, repeat if necessary.

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Shi mian mai fu (House of Flying Daggers)
In today's real estate market do you really want people thinking that your house is replete with random flying mini-swords?

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Step Brothers
This movie has begun the genre of film where deleted scenes which can be found on the internet outshine the final product created by a very poor editor.

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