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Metal: A Headbanger's Journey
If they ever turn the life of Alice Cooper into a movie, my money's on Steve Carell for the title role.

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Napoleon Dynamite
This movie was a greater influence on my speech patterns than all my years of schooling and social interactions.

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Tombstone
The importance of one's character is directly proportional to the size of one's moustache.

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Hairspray
So, if I win a singing contest, will the police drop my assault charges too?

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Blood Diamond
This is why I'm one day going to buy the cheapest, crappest engagement ring I can find.

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The Dark Knight
While the Bat was looking down, the Joker stole this movie's crown.

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Battlefield Earth
I'd rather have my man-body infiltrated by millions of brainwashed thetans than see this again.

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Highlander
There should have been only one.

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There Will Be Blood
In which Daniel Day Lewis grows progressively older and crankier, and ultimately wails on a priest with a bowling pin.

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One Eight Seven
Suddenly my life as a primary school teacher doesn't seem so bad.

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