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Happy Feet
The best Leftist propoganda movie for kids since Muppets Take Manhattan.

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Smokin' Aces
So many genres, so little time.

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Grindhouse
With a blood-drenched, gun-wielding, zombie action followed by four strong-willed, vengeful femme fatales, it's the best date movie in years.

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300
300 isn't just the representation of spartans, but the amount of times I openly cheered, whooped, or hollered at the ensuing chaos

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Casino Royale
At this casino, the Bond always wins.

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Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
What's really sad about this movie is it took an English man posing as a Middle Easterner to show us just how hilariously racist we truly are.

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Employee of the Month
Simpson's breasts have the greatest comedic timing.

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X-Men: The Last Stand
"I'm the Juggarnaut, bitch," speaks for itself.

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Children of Men
The most attention a baby ever received since Lindbergh

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