gordok
Approval Rating:
50.00%
Sentences: 10
Joined: August 11, 2008
Sentences
Kingdom of Heaven
Orlando Bloom's slight frame buckles under the weight of history carried by his character.
Fifth Element
Besson and Gaultier clearly ate a lot of cheese before bedtime and wandered into each other's magnificent dreams.
Memento
?started you where back you're like feeling up end you do or me just it Is
Shaun of the Dead
This movie has spawned so many apocalypse plans that my apartment is not only zombie proof, we're working on zombie-raptor proofing for good measure.
Spaceballs
Proof that the cast should always carry a copy of the script or tape in case the plot gets lost along the way.
Casino Royale
Just once I would like to see Bond win by bluffing with a 3-8 off suit.
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Strangely, Cate Blanchett's KGB agent is more bizarre than Indy moving on to extra-terrestrial archaeology as his next adventure.
Eragon
I'm pretty sure I've come up with this movie before around 3am after several beers while discussing the relative merits of crossing Star Wars with Dragons - yes, I'm looking at you Eragon Skywalker, Obi-Brom-Kenobi, Durza Vader and Emperor Galbatorix.
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
The makers have succeeded in producing a movie which provides entertainment only in the half hour post-show in the form of a discussion on how bad they managed to make Brendan Fraser look.
X-Men: The Last Stand
One can only hope that Ratner's stay on the X-Men franchise will be as brief as the appearance of Angel, because it is already as forgettable.
