dulit1980
Approval Rating:
45.47%
Sentences: 59
Joined: August 24, 2008
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i like movies. i like comics. i like anime. and yet i still get laid.
Sentences
Apocalypto
Mel Gibson continues to imagine he's in heavy competition with National Geographic and the History Channel.
Four Rooms
Before Planet Terror and Death Proof there were witches, dead hookers, and sadistic bets.
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
If Terry Gilliam were a mix of Santa Clause and our favorite uncle we all would have had fullfilling childhoods.
Original Sin
From what I remember this is a scintillating passion play in the vein of the Marquis de---aww chick-a-bow-wow---boobies!
Catwoman
Aiming to please, this one skyrockets on the pleasure scale somewhere in the vicinity of nails on a chalkboard, dry heaving lumps of hair, and grazing the litter box.
The Happening
Dirk Diggler does not seem more intelligent just because you made him a biology teacher.
The Lake House
In which Keanu Reaves and Sandra Bullock have all the chemistry of incestuous twins.
Shoot 'Em Up
When a man finishes a spontaneous child delivery by shooting the umbilical cord, you know you're in the wrong movie.
