dulit1980
Approval Rating:
44.47%
Sentences: 58
Joined: August 24, 2008
i like movies. i like comics. i like anime. and yet i still get laid.
Sentences
Catwoman
Aiming to please, this one skyrockets on the pleasure scale somewhere in the vicinity of nails on a chalkboard, dry heaving lumps of hair, and grazing the litter box.
Airborne
Karate Kid on rollerblades featuring a young Seth Green and Jack Black.
The Lake House
In which Keanu Reaves and Sandra Bullock have all the chemistry of incestuous twins.
Original Sin
From what I remember this is a scintillating passion play in the vein of the Marquis de---aww chick-a-bow-wow---boobies!
La cité des enfants perdus (The City of Lost Children)
Full of sublime moments and arresting imagery including a little girl turning into Tom Cruise for a split second---aaaaAAAaaagh!
Shoot 'Em Up
When a man finishes a spontaneous child delivery by shooting the umbilical cord, you know you're in the wrong movie.
Four Rooms
Before Planet Terror and Death Proof there were witches, dead hookers, and sadistic bets.
