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Approval Rating: 45.47%
Sentences: 59
Joined: August 24, 2008

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i like movies.  i like comics.  i like anime.  and yet i still get laid.

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Poster for Apocalypto

Apocalypto
Mel Gibson continues to imagine he's in heavy competition with National Geographic and the History Channel.

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Poster for Four Rooms

Four Rooms
Before Planet Terror and Death Proof there were witches, dead hookers, and sadistic bets.

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Poster for The Adventures of Baron Munchausen

The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
If Terry Gilliam were a mix of Santa Clause and our favorite uncle we all would have had fullfilling childhoods.

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Poster for Black Christmas

Black Christmas
I miss scream queens who at least showed me boobage.

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Poster for Battlefield Earth

Battlefield Earth
Holy Braveheart-got-raped-by-Enemy-Mine, Mr. Travolta!!!

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Poster for Original Sin

Original Sin
From what I remember this is a scintillating passion play in the vein of the Marquis de---aww chick-a-bow-wow---boobies!

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Poster for Catwoman

Catwoman
Aiming to please, this one skyrockets on the pleasure scale somewhere in the vicinity of nails on a chalkboard, dry heaving lumps of hair, and grazing the litter box.

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Poster for The Happening

The Happening
Dirk Diggler does not seem more intelligent just because you made him a biology teacher.

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Poster for The Lake House

The Lake House
In which Keanu Reaves and Sandra Bullock have all the chemistry of incestuous twins.

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Poster for Shoot 'Em Up

Shoot 'Em Up
When a man finishes a spontaneous child delivery by shooting the umbilical cord, you know you're in the wrong movie.

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