dulit1980
Approval Rating:
46.44%
Sentences: 60
Joined: August 24, 2008
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Sentences
Vanilla Sky
This movie was full of so many twists, such as the fact Tom Cruise was chosen to frontman a remake of a great film.
Airborne
Karate Kid on rollerblades featuring a young Seth Green and Jack Black.
Shi mian mai fu (House of Flying Daggers)
Proof that blindness beats drunkeness for kung fu in the same way paper beats rock.
The Simpsons Movie
A quarter of a season of plots were sacrified to this film so it better make you laugh out loud.
Iron Man
Similar to Stark's early flight tests, this movie soars with fresh perspective, but once the gravity kicks in things get a little klunkity-klunky.
Hard Candy
Independent snuff film wherein we get to watch a pedophile literally beg to have his balls back.
X-Men: The Last Stand
Jurassic Park III treatment wherein we exchange dinosaurs for mutants and hope this sustains merchandising for a while.
Seppuku (Harakiri)
You thought samurais were all about swordsmanship and honor code, but sometimes they were also about making guys impale themselves with blunt objects.
I, Robot
Wouldn't it be great if we took Will Smith's character from ID4 and Bad Boys and throw him a Philip K. Dick story?
Transformers
Disguised as an intense, visually stunning tale of a boy and the extraterrestrial secret in his backyard, this movie is actually a thinly veiled vehicle for the comeback of 70's rock band Player.
