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The Da Vinci Code
Leave it to Catholics to make blood relations/decendents of Christ a bad thing.

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BloodRayne
Why can women play hookers and win Oscars, but when hookers play vampires you just lose respect for all involved?

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Iron Man
Take all the realism of Batman Begins, but without the quick-cut editing and unbelievible love interest, plus the comicbook fun and excitment of Spider-Man, minus the talkytalky script and actors who try just a little to hard; dice, blend, encase in metal, chug, repeat.

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10,000 B.C.
Critics reamed this movie over featuring a specific time period and having no historical accuracy, but then again you can't hold up The Patriot, Braveheart, or even the Mummy and say they keep to the text books either.

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Howard the Duck
Hot woman on duck action wouldn't even make it in a porno, let alone a full theatrical release.

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The Blair Witch Project
To build suspense, some directors like to keep the monster out of sight; they did that instead with the suspense and forgot about the monster.

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Good Luck Chuck
All I want is one believable part for Dane Cook, but then he gets the girl and my hopes are dashed.

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The Bourne Identity
Reminding people that, before the Italian Job, Minis can indeed make good chase vehicles.

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V for Vendetta
I fail to see how individuality is most powerful when everyone becomes the same person.

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The Fountain
An existential headtrip that makes you wonder if Rachel Weiszs' character is watching the movie at the same time you are, and that's why she's messed up.

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