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Earth Girls Are Easy
How many people went into the theater thinking they were going to see a porno?

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In & Out
A big secret is reveiled in this film; when Tom Selleck shaves his moustache he becomes gay, which is why he never shaves it again.

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Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
Six seasons of cable television for Michael Chiklis to build an incredible badass rep, two films to knock it down.

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Across the Universe
You feel slightly dirty when you see a strawberry, and don't know why.

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Black Christmas
This is my favorite kind of movie to turn into a drinking game.

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Jack
The difference between Robin Williams and Micheal Jackson is that when Robin plays and hangs out with young children, you believe he really is in it just for the fun.

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Huo Yuan Jia (Jet Li's Fearless)
Somebody tried telling me this movie was similar to Ong-Bak and used no wirework; somebody lied .

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The Happening
...is not.

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Jumper
Sorry, just because you had the fan power of Star Wars behind you the the first time doesn't mean that you can carry an action pic by yourself.

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Newsies
Why do the working poor seem to have so much fun?

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