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Approval Rating: 52.18%
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Joined: March 13, 2008

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Poster for Earth Girls Are Easy

Earth Girls Are Easy
How many people went into the theater thinking they were going to see a porno?

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Poster for In & Out

In & Out
A big secret is reveiled in this film; when Tom Selleck shaves his moustache he becomes gay, which is why he never shaves it again.

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Poster for Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
Six seasons of cable television for Michael Chiklis to build an incredible badass rep, two films to knock it down.

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Poster for Across the Universe

Across the Universe
You feel slightly dirty when you see a strawberry, and don't know why.

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Poster for Black Christmas

Black Christmas
This is my favorite kind of movie to turn into a drinking game.

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Poster for Jack

Jack
The difference between Robin Williams and Micheal Jackson is that when Robin plays and hangs out with young children, you believe he really is in it just for the fun.

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Poster for Huo Yuan Jia (Jet Li's Fearless)

Huo Yuan Jia (Jet Li's Fearless)
Somebody tried telling me this movie was similar to Ong-Bak and used no wirework; somebody lied .

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Poster for The Happening

The Happening
...is not.

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Poster for Jumper

Jumper
Sorry, just because you had the fan power of Star Wars behind you the the first time doesn't mean that you can carry an action pic by yourself.

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Poster for Newsies

Newsies
Why do the working poor seem to have so much fun?

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